Do I really need to answer that question?
You should know what I’m going to say already.
I don’t like people.
Okay, that’s not 100% true.
I like people who I like.
Hmmm, that doesn’t sound much better either but you know what?
But I do like YOU. 🙂
I’m a people person when I like the people I’m around.
You know, normal people who have no airs, minimal fakeness, who aren’t trying to show off or one-up others. People with whom I feel less of a need to keep my guard up with.
If I can’t have some of that, please don’t invite me.
Well, you can invite me but please just let me politely decline or accept my excuse not to go.
If I feel forced to go, I’ll be watching the clock until it’s time to politely excuse myself or I’ll take a drink and a few of your snacks and quietly slip away somewhere, hoping that you forgot that you invited me in the first place.
I’ll also be the one trying my best to be engaged in a conversation but all the while thinking about what I could be doing in the comfort of my own home in my pyjamas with my own snacks.
So if I really need to answer the question – yes, I’m an introvert.
Are you an introvert or extrovert? Share with me in the comments.